January 2012
21 posts
I’ll see you there!
Soooo busy, crazy life changes!
I’ll try to get back on my Tumblr grind ASAP.
BTW, Gong Hay Fat Choi!!!! Happy Year of the Dragon Everyone!!!
Dirty Vegas | Days go by (Mimosa Remix) (via: legitimusmaximus)
The video to this song came on the other day at the gym and it made me smile the entire time (even though it’s kind of sad). This remix makes me want to dance in a sexy manner.
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Lawyering is scary as f*&%
See also Awesome
“Remember the scene in Rocky when Balboa finally lands that first hammering left against Apollo Creed, and you know, right there, the fight is going the distance? That’s how it went down today. We stunned the ‘champ’ with a blistering blow. Oops! Guess you never saw that one coming. Yeah, we may lose on a split decision/technicality, but I promise we will fight this to the bitter end. Take note [Plaintiffs]. We will make you bleed your own blood. You’re going DOWN!!!!!!”
On to the next. Day 2 of the trial today!
So cool. Wish us luck…though we’re going to crush it.
- My Mom, trying to tell me a story: Oh...who is that guy? Not Gorbachev...
- Me: Um, Putin?
- Mom: No, no...
- Me: Lenin?
- Mom: No, that's not it...
- Me: Are you thinking of a Russian? Or a political figure?
- Mom: Oh! Justin Bieber.
- What is happening in my brain? Some plz analyze.
Seriously one of the best New Year’s parties I’ve been to in a long time.
James, thanks for the picture of my bow/butt.
Rich and Bettina know how to throw one hell of a party and their friends know how to dress for one.
















